Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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