What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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