come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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