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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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