Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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