normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
please don't ironically join a cult
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