It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
should my penis look like a turkey
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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