what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Randomize
