it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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