Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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