ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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