Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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