i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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