So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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