There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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