you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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