i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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