This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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