i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Omg I joined a choir last night...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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