She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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