Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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