I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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