You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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