I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We just shotgunned beers for America
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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