Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
