I understand Curling. That high.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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