Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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