She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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