We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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