Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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