Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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