using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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