I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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