shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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