Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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