I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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