he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize