I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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