If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's never too late to be topless.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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