Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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