she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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