Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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