4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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