I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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