im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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