it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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