"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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