She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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