K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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