Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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