This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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