just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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