i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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