I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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