Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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