So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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